Fitness made us so sexy

On Sunday after church as we were sitting in the car, waiting to leave the parking lot, Chad turned to me and said and I quote

“What’s wrong with your boobs?”

Well sweet heart, I bore your children and nursed them, that’s whats wrong with them.

“What do you mean?” I ask looking down. Yep there they are.

“Um it looks like you have 4 boobs” he smiled so nicely. A little too nicely in my opinion. and then his eyes glazed over…

(jk… guys! I was just kidding!!! I was just trying to make you laugh… on an unrelated note: Chad, Total Recall came in the mail today from Netflix…but I have no clue why you want to see it so bad.)

I felt for them. Yep sure as the sun rises, in this case my bra, I did indeed have 4 boobs. My real ones, and my bra ones. See I wore my slick g’s and my bra had no friction to save its life… so up it slowly crept until the underwire of my bra was sitting perfectly across my clavicle. I have no idea how long it had been like that, I always am a little absent brained at church with all the goings on of Primary. But I do remember during Jr Sharing Time that I had to lift my arms up a whole lot while doing this little dance with Tansy. So it probably happened then. sorry kids.

I don’t know if anyone noticed and hopefully no one did and no one thinks less of me. would you notice a girl at church looking like this?